Worst vacation-from-a-vacation ever. Once I get out of here we're heading straight to the Cook Islands.

Also, these bugs? No. The roaches in LA were bad enough, and I don't have time to try and smash these things.

What is this, Colors redux? Either way, I don't like it. It's not Greece, I was enjoying Greece, and now I'm feeling a distinct lack of enjoyment.

Where are we? Or you. Badou. Seriously, damnit.